I Fix Cars Mechanic T-Shirt

$21.27 CAD

The title does not fix the car. The knowledge fixes the car. The years of training fix the car. The diagnostic ability and the tool collection and the understanding of what is happening inside a combustion engine or a manual gearbox or a braking system that is behaving incorrectly — that fixes the car. The spelling of the word that describes the person doing it is, in the grand scheme of mechanical competence, the least important detail. I fix cars. Three words. Correctly spelled. Completely accurate. Everything the job actually is without the word that nobody can ever get right on the first try anyway.

MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR: The perfect gift for any mechanic, car guy, or automotive professional in your life. Whether it is a birthday gift, Father's Day gift, Christmas gift, or anniversary gift — any mechanic who has ever struggled with the spelling of their own profession will laugh immediately and recognize this shirt as the most personally accurate thing they have ever been given. A funny, self-aware, and deeply authentic gift for mechanic boyfriends, gearhead husbands, and car-fixing dads whose hands always know what to do even when their spelling is doing its best.

PERFECT FOR:
-Professional mechanics and automotive technicians who have been misspelling their own job title for their entire career
-Car guys and gearheads who do all their own mechanical work and describe themselves as I fix cars rather than any official title
-Auto shop owners and independent mechanics who have filled out enough forms to have strong feelings about the spelling of mechanic
-Mechanics who appreciate humor that is accurate about the actual experience of being a highly skilled person who cannot spell one specific word
-Anyone who has typed their profession, deleted it, typed it again slightly differently, and still submitted it without confidence
-Gearheads who consider the work more important than the title and the function more important than the credential

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing
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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.