I May Be a Mechanic But I Can't Fix Stupid T-Shirt
Finally. An official acknowledgment of the one limitation.
Because here is the thing about being a mechanic, a car guy, a gearhead, or any person who fixes things for a living or for love. The skill set is extensive. The diagnostic ability is real. Engines that will not start. Transmissions that slip. Electrical gremlins that have defeated three other people. Brakes that have been "repaired" by someone who watched a video and felt confident. All of it fixable. All of it within the capability of the person wearing this shirt.
And then there is stupid. And stupid is different.
Stupid is the client who had a working car and decided to help. Stupid is the person who described the problem as "it makes a noise" and then argued about the diagnosis. Stupid is the one who asked for an estimate, rejected it, did the repair themselves, and is now calling because it did not go well.
MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR: The perfect gift for any mechanic, car guy, gearhead, or automotive professional in your life. Whether it is a birthday gift, Father's Day gift, Christmas gift, or just a deeply accurate professional validation gift — any mechanic who has encountered unfixable stupid will laugh immediately and wear this shirt with complete conviction. A funny, honest, and technically credible gift for mechanic boyfriends, car guy husbands, and mechanic dads who can fix anything except the one thing this shirt identifies.
PERFECT FOR:
-Professional mechanics and automotive technicians who have met unfixable stupid in professional contexts
-Car guys and gearheads who have been asked to help fix cars that were made worse by prior intervention
-DIY garage heroes who have seen what happens when someone without their skill set decided to try first
-Mechanics who have delivered difficult news about an unrepairable decision with complete professionalism
-Anyone whose professional expertise covers everything mechanical and nothing human
-Grease monkeys, wrench turners, and car fixers of every kind who know exactly what this shirt is about
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: BoostedNBlessed
- Email: contact@support.boostednblessed.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I May Be a Mechanic But I Can't Fix Stupid T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|